There's no such thing as a free lunch...Or is there?

Image
It's official. The next president of Indonesia is former army general Prabowo Subianto. Quite how the next five years will pan out is anyone's guess but hopefully the foreign pundits who always bring up his dodgy human rights record will be proven wrong. Nonetheless, on policy making, Prabowo's popularist move to literally offer the poor 'a free lunch' every day of the week does not augur well for the future. Such a policy - if it ever came to fruition - would cost a phenomenal amount of money and likely lead to huge inefficiencies (food waste) and poor incentives (make people lazy). Another concern is Prabowo's strong nationalist bent. Thus, in the possible event that he finds himself with his back against the proverbial wall in the face of stern economic challenges, there is a big chance that he will simply scapegoat foreigners. But he will have to be careful. Construction of the new capital city, Nusantara, for example, is highly dependent on foreign in

Long-tailed Balinese Macaques @ Ubud’s monkey forest sanctuary

Is Bali Heaven on Earth? Well, plenty of people certainly say so, understandably smitten by the island’s fine beaches and elaborate culture and traditions. But Bali is also Heaven on Earth for monkeys - at least for those fortunate enough to be living at the Monkey Forest in Ubud, the “village” made internationally famous by Julia Roberts for her role as a woman trying to “find herself” in the ultra-hammy film adaptation of the best selling book “Eat Love Pray”.

Long-tailed Balinese Macaques @ Ubud’s monkey forest sanctuary 
Is there a heaven above us too? His guess is as good as ours. 

The Monkey Forest is located at one end of Ubud and is pretty much in walking distance from most places unless you are particularly indolent. Tickets can be bought at the small locket outside and if you want to buy bananas to feed the monkeys – actually they are long-tailed macaques – you can do so at the entrance. 

But be warned, these monkeys are not in the least afraid of humans and, if they spot you carrying any sort of food, will rush you, either alone or with their mates, climbing all over you, until they get what they want (which you have probably already dropped anyway). 

The macaques just pass their days by eating copious amounts of food brought in by tourists, relaxing, grooming and - judging by the large number of baby monkeys – bonking each other senseless.

Long-tailed Balinese Macaques @ Ubud’s monkey forest sanctuary 
 
Another thing they like to do is temple licking. This bizarre behavior does not, according to researchers, suggest an excessively obsequious appreciation of the monkey God above, but actually reflects the fact that the walls of the temples contain calcium and other nutrients that are essential to the good health of the long-tailed macaques. 

Finally, a word of warning. Cover up by wearing a jacket and jeans - and don’t tempt fate by getting too close - as not only do most macaques carry the herpes B virus but they could also theoretically carry the rabies virus which is already widespread amongst the dog population in Bali, even if it hasn’t spread to moneys (yet).

long-tailed Balinese macaques 
Mandala Wisata Wenara Wana (Sacred Monkey Forest Sanctuary) 

Address : Jalan Monkey Forest, Padangtegal, Ubud Bali, Indonesia (80571) Phone : +62 361 971304, 972774 
Opening hours: everyday from 8 am - 6 pm

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

The 10 best plus plus massage spas in Jakarta

20 things you should know about Indonesian women

The comfort zone (Jakarta hotel and spa)