Bored with the old logo, Starbucks have come up with a new one: a bare-chested mermaid no less. And just look at the pose!
She couldn’t spread her split fish tail any wider if she wanted to!
The Ministry of Disinformation, Morality, Truth and Justice are already on to it of course, and have asked Boy Surayo to study the logo to determine whether it’s authentic or not. At this stage, he’s still not sure, but is nonetheless confident that it is coffee he is drinking.
And the weligius wight are up in arms of course:
"The Starbucks logo has a naked woman on it with her legs spread like a prostitute," said one leader.
"It’s extremely poor taste, and the company might as well call themselves Slutbucks," said another.
“It’s a Jewish conspiracy,” he added. “Because the woman is actually not a mermaid but a siren, who in Greek mythology lures people to them with their beautiful songs, and then kills them”.
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