BMTH live in Jakarta 2024

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This time around Ravel gets it right and BMTH (Bring Me The Horizon) are headlining the Nexfest festival in Jakarta which also features Babymetal. In this format there is no seating - which makes for a much more intimate experience - although you do have to arrive really early if you want to pick a spot right up close to the stage.  We arrived about six hours before BMTH were scheduled to start their performance and bought plenty of drinks to stay hydrated in the tropical afternoon heat (mind you, some of those were Iceland vodka mix!) This was a gig I had long been looking forward to - especially after the debacle last year. Not everyone likes BMTH of course. For deathcore fans the band sold out. For metal heads the band is not purist enough. And for the wider mainstream audience, the band is too heavy. You can't please everyone of course but there are few bands in the rock world which can match the sheer emotional velocity of BMTH. To bring metal and even aspects of metalcore t...
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Dawkinsland

Some people say countries should stay the same. I don’t. Can you find Prussia on a map now? Or Yugoslavia?

So let’s form a new country. And call it Dawkinsland.

The creation of Dawkinsland will not please everyone. But it’s the right thing to do. Those currently living in the area where the new state of Dawkinsland will be formed will only be allowed to live in Dawkinsland if they agree to give up their theistic beliefs. If they don’t they will have to leave. But this shouldn’t be a problem. These people will have plenty of options open to them and could choose to go to countries like the US, Iran or even Saudi Arabia.

The nation of Dawkinsland will be a fine place to live. The military budget will be set at zero. Zilch. All weapons will be strictly prohibited: no guns, rocket launchers, bombs, tanks, military aircraft, and any other crap like that.

Thesism will be entirely abolished. For far too long now the inhabitants have lived by doctrines which pronounce “Thou shall not kill” but have blatantly ignored them and gone on to kill, bomb and generally slaughter each other mercilessly. They are therefore guilty on all charges of hypocrisy levelled against them! They can have no complaints.

In Dawkinsland children who previously were taught to hate each other will have to mix. They will go to the same schools and learn the same things. They will go out in groups to dismantle the old places of worship. They will have to study history – and learn about how many people have been murdered because of a God that may not exist.

Free enterprise will be promoted. People will be encouraged to debate – and to learn that differences are okay and that you don’t have to kill the other person just because they disagree with you.

I could go on but I won’t. I think you get my drift. Dawkinsland will be a fine place to live, I’m sure of that.

I hope you agree with me.

Bang!!!!!!! Boom! Crash! Arggggggg!

But a lot of people don’t.

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  1. deck9 January 2009 at 13:35

    I'd sign up for a passport, but you have to promise me you won't let in any agnostics first. Damned wafflers need to make up their minds which side they're on already!

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