BMTH live in Jakarta 2024

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This time around Ravel gets it right and BMTH (Bring Me The Horizon) are headlining the Nexfest festival in Jakarta which also features Babymetal. In this format there is no seating - which makes for a much more intimate experience - although you do have to arrive really early if you want to pick a spot right up close to the stage.  We arrived about six hours before BMTH were scheduled to start their performance and bought plenty of drinks to stay hydrated in the tropical afternoon heat (mind you, some of those were Iceland vodka mix!) This was a gig I had long been looking forward to - especially after the debacle last year. Not everyone likes BMTH of course. For deathcore fans the band sold out. For metal heads the band is not purist enough. And for the wider mainstream audience, the band is too heavy. You can't please everyone of course but there are few bands in the rock world which can match the sheer emotional velocity of BMTH. To bring metal and even aspects of metalcore t
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Tiger Woods: the serial cheater?

Jamie Jungers Bad Tiger. Bad, bad, bad Tiger. Bastard tiger. Bastard, bastard, bastard…

But does Tiger Woods really look like a nasty bastard to you? Well, not by a long shot! I mean you couldn’t come up with a more polished and wholesome looking dude than the affable Tiger Woods. So what went wrong with the guy?

Well that’s just it. Nothing, really. Nothing went wrong. It’s not that Woods is a bastard - it’s just that he can’t help himself; i.e. he’s basically hard wired to cheat. It doesn’t matter that he’s married to one hell of a sexy lady – a Swedish model for God’s sake – the fact is Tiger’s gonads have been programmed to multiply – and that’s what they’re gonna do!

This is what made Tiger, and what made him the World’s greatest ever golfer; it’s called narcissism, being in love with yourself, and having the energy and commitment to being the best at what you do.

Poor old Tiger. It wasn’t really a choice that was his to make. It was programmed into him a long long time ago.

You might as well blame his parents instead.

Tiger's "scorecard" so far

1.) Rachel Uchitel. Club hostess who linked up with Woods during a golf tournament in Australia. So far, she has denied the affair.

2.) Jamie Grubbs. 24-year-old reality show contestant and cocktail waitress. Claims to have a voicemail to prove there was something between the two.

3.) Kalika Moquin. 27-year-old club manager from Las Vegas reportedly had a brief tryst with the Tiger. She has neither confirmed or denied the reports.

4.) Cori Rist. This 31-year-old swimsuit model was reportedly “flown out” to secret locations for “hook ups”.

5.) Jamie Jungers (pictured). The 26-year-old is a former employee of Trashy Girls Lingerie. She now has a trashy tale to tell.

6.) Mindy Lawton. 33-year-old pancake house waitress from Orlando. I bet she flipped a few things with old Tiger!

7.) Holly Sampson. The inevitable former porn star – must be great in the sack! - who starred in such great films as “OMG, Stop Tickling Me” and “Flying Solo 2.”

8.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8. A former cocktail waitress from Orlando.

9.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9 is reported to be a “sexy” British TV presenter who was single at the time, but is now married (I bet her husband’s chuffed. NOT.)

10.) Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10. is reported in a UK paper to be a “sex-addicted cougar.”

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  1. deck10 December 2009 at 07:26

    Someone linked to this Wikipedia article in a discussion about Mr. Woods in a forum I frequent:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_depletion

    Since Mr. Woods is legendary for his inhumanly strenuous training regimen and unmatched willpower to excel in his chosen field, we theorize that his womanizing ways might well be what constantly replenishes his reserve of willpower, allowing him to devote all of his concentration to golf.

    Or in cruder words, Woods' golfing skilled are fueled by an endless supply of pussy.

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