BMTH live in Jakarta 2024

Image
This time around Ravel gets it right and BMTH (Bring Me The Horizon) are headlining the Nexfest festival in Jakarta which also features Babymetal. In this format there is no seating - which makes for a much more intimate experience - although you do have to arrive really early if you want to pick a spot right up close to the stage.  We arrived about six hours before BMTH were scheduled to start their performance and bought plenty of drinks to stay hydrated in the tropical afternoon heat (mind you, some of those were Iceland vodka mix!) This was a gig I had long been looking forward to - especially after the debacle last year. Not everyone likes BMTH of course. For deathcore fans the band sold out. For metal heads the band is not purist enough. And for the wider mainstream audience, the band is too heavy. You can't please everyone of course but there are few bands in the rock world which can match the sheer emotional velocity of BMTH. To bring metal and even aspects of metalcore t...
Post a Comment

10 pick up lines for Indonesian woman

Having trouble with the Indonesian language and lost for words when you see that smoking hot Indonesian girl in the mall or bar?

 Here are some top pick-up lines to try. Good luck!

 1) Kamu dari Surga? (Kenapa?) Kerna kamu cantik seperti bidadari.
Are you from heaven? (why?) Because you're as beautiful as an angel.

2) *dia jalan menuju pintu keluar* Tunggu! Ada sesuatu yang kamu lupa! (Apa?) Aku!
 *she walks towards the exit* Wait! There is something you have forgetten! (what?) Me!

3. Hi, saya baru pindah ke Jakarta dan belum punya nomor telephone. (Lalu?) Boleh pinjam nomor telephone anda?
Hi, I've just moved to Jakarta and don't have a telephone number yet. (so?) Can I borrow your number?

4. Kamu manis sekali. Dan saya suka gula.
 You're very sweet. And I like sugar.

5. Kamu mau minum apa?
 What would you like to drink?

6. Hi, kaki saya besar.
 Hi, my feet are very large.

7. Kamu pasti suka makanan pedas, ya? (kok tau?). Kerna kamu HOT!
 You must like spicy food, right? (How do you know?) Because you are HOT!

8. Kamu seperti Bali. (kenapa?) Exotis bangat!
 You are like Bali. (why?) So exotic!

9. Kamu sudah ke Bali? (ya) Kamu sudah ke Lombok? (belum) Mau ikut saya minggu depan?
 Have you ever been to Bali? (yes) What about to Lombok? (not yet) Would you like to go with me next week?

10. Mau minum kopi di rumahku? *senyum*

Fancy a coffee in my house? *smile*

2012 Jakarta Motorcycle Show (5)

Use the right pick up line and you may get lucky.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The 10 best plus plus massage spas in Jakarta

Image
UPDATE 12/10/2018: due to the large number of hits this page has been receiving of late, readers should note that two of the spas on the list are, alas, no longer with us. They are: 1) Hotel Alexis , which was closed down for political reasons by the new Jakarta Governor Anies Baswedan and 2) Illigals , which was "closed" and promptly reopened with a new name due to its reputation as a drugs den. In place of Hotel Alexis, therefore, I would instead put Classic Hotel on the list - a real humdinger of a joint in this madcap city! A list of the top ten plus plus spas in Jakarta? Okay, without further ado (or should that be aduh!!!) here it is: 10. Malioboro Spa . Over cynical and commercial yet fun if you stick with it – a bit like watching Chelsea on one of their better days. Hey that’s a point – even Torres could score here! Hahaha! Wallet damage: Rp1million ++ 9. Emporium Spa . Overpriced but the facilities are pretty good. Go for the “one hour special package” if yo...
Read more

20 things you should know about Indonesian women

Image
1. Unlike Western women who can’t drive to save their lives, Indonesian women are the best drivers in the world. I know this because my woman overtakes other cars at 130kms/hr on the inside safety lane of the Jakarta-Bandung toll road while, at the same time, keying in SMS text messages. 2. Indonesian woman love shopping. Indonesian woman love shopping. Indonesian woman love shopping. 3. According to the Indonesia Bureau of Statistics, 43 percent of 18- to 34-year-old Indonesian women live with their parents. So be very very careful if she invites you back to her place or you might get much more than you bargained for. 4. Indonesian women think dark skin is bad, but they still adore Anggun . 5. Thirty-two percent of women in Jakarta now color their hair, according to Estee Lauder (who are obviously hoping they can peer-pressure the other 68 percent). 6. Jakarta women can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a nasty fight with you for no reason whatsoev...
Read more

The comfort zone (Jakarta hotel and spa)

Image
Yet another Indonesia WTF moment. And this time on the net. What are these girls employed as? - “Guest relations” officers - Tour guides - Personal financial advisors - Therapists - Security consultants Well, I’d have put my house on “guest relations” officers myself, but I’d be wrong. Cos these girls are, in fact, therapists . So if you fancy a difficult afternoon with one of these girls - who will undoubtedly do her utmost to delve deeply into the furthermost recesses of your mind - then you might like to pay a visit to one of the spas owned by the Comfort Group . But why the hell they have 65 therapists on their payroll is way beyond me! Services offered include both traditional and Shiatsu Massage, refleksi (foot massage), a hot and cold water pool, sauna and steam room and a mini bar and lounge. So why not finish your tiring day with a happy ending?!!!   Also see: The 10 best plus plus spas in Jakarta Contact details for the spas managed by the Comfort Group, undoubtedly ...
Read more