Mong Tong Shine at the 2024 Bali Joyland Festival

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Mong Tong are destined for cult status. That much I'm sure. For those fortunate to have attended the 2024 Joyland Festival in Bali, this was a gig that will be seared deeply into the memory for a long, long time to come. The setting was just perfect. Just imagine a sultry late night in the tropical paradise that is Bali with gentle waves caressing the sandy shores close to where the modestly-sized stage had been set up.  When the Taiwanese electronic duo emerged, they promptly tied black cloths around their heads to cover their eyes. Incredibly, they would play blindfolded!  Experiencing Mong Tong's music live is quite a different proposition to listening to their recorded songs, which although brilliant, are more subtle and laid back. Live, though, the music takes on a psycadellic dimension, being notably less melodic but far more intense and catharic. The music was so immersive that the past and future disolved into irellevancy for me and only the moment mattered. But time
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Jennifer Dunn

There are lots of pregnancy jokes going around at the moment and one of them is that the insatiable Jennifer Dunn has given birth…

Jennifer Dunn

… in prison!!!

Hahaha! And whilst on pregnancy jokes here’s one you might find funny:

It was the talk of the town when an 85 year-old man married a 20-year-old women.

Anyway, after a year she went to hospital to give birth.

The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow. "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He answered, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The following year she gave birth again. The same nurse said, "You really are amazing. How do you do it?" He again replied, "You've got to keep the old motor running."

And the same thing happened the following year. The nurse said, "You must be quite a man." He again responded, "You've got to keep that old motor running."

The nurse then said, "Well, you had better change the oil…

… this one's black."

Hahaha!!!!

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